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Like when I have conservations such as these with Bubs, an old man I work with.
B: “So whatcha got planned for the old new years?”
Me: “Oh i’m sure I’ll be going out and getting a little wild.”
B: “Ohhhh yeah, have a couple beers.”
Me: “Yes sir, might have to find a cute little girl to kiss at midnight, you know.”
B: “Damn right, start the new year off with a boner.”
haha. Love it.
The vast majority of the Republican leadership contenders are woefully out of touch with the public and notions of fairness for gay people. They make our UK politicians look like the voice of reason, and believe me that takes quite some doing.
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Merry Christmas everyone!
Kids!
hit all of them.
I cannot even fathom acting like an ungrateful little cunt like this. Hell, I’m just glad to spend time with my mom! How do you raise kids to end up acting like this? I mean, it can’t be just me, right? I’m not the only one at a complete loss, right? Our parents would’ve beaten our asses if we ever acted like this, wouldn’t they?
First of all my Mom would smack me across the mouth if I was a ungrateful little bitch like these people. Second are you that materialistic that you can see that Christmas isn’t about what you get its about spending time with the people you love and that is more important and worth a whole of a hell lot more then a iphone. Also don’t call your parents “bitch” or “twat” they gave birth to you and clothed your ask you dumb cunts so you should be grateful for just that.
I volunteer to personally visit their homes and rain down slaps upon their miserable ungrateful faces. ”No iPhone,I hate my dad” Really?? Calling your mom a bitch on a social site? Incredible.
wow…
What the hell. Spoilt brats indeed.
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Because of this my friend wants to move to France… Size-obsessed much…?
Surely there’s a line somewhere…..?
Agreed. Surely respect goes in the other direction as well…?
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